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so, i emailed one of my musical heroes, Bob Log III (pictured above)today. he is the songwriter of such classic hits as "clap your tits" and "ass computer".

i wrote him:

why aren't you touring, and if you are, why don't you have the dates on your website.

your website is full of suck.

clap your tits is my favorite song of all the universe. i want a free album, faggot.

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Wes

to which he replied :

Wes,
thanks yes my website is full of suck, but this
faggot gives no free albums to assholes.
thanks for liking clap your tits
now go bug another band
bob log

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Bob Log III
P.O. Box 802
Tucson, AZ 85702
www.boblog111.com
for world wide booking todd@leafygreen.com
www.fatpossum.com

to which i replied :

Bobby,

your responding so quickly made me feel like i was special and like you care about your fans.

now i feel morally obligated to purchase your fucking album. thanks a lot.

there is no other band i would like to bother, but i am not an asshole.

you did not answer my question about touring. i was hoping that you could. also. i want to pay you lots of money to play at my birthday party in huntsville, alabama. that is, if you aren't scared to come to huntsville alabama. which i bet you are. pussy.

Wes

there's no way that he's going to back down from that offer/taunt. so, i'm going to go ahead and make flyers and everything. come to my birthday party, the legendary bob log III is going to be there!

in other, much more boring news... i got a b+ in ethics, which means i'm more ethical than average. also, i started a new class (Psychology 102) and there are like 20 girls in there and 3 guys. it's pretty awesome. time to get back to math. love you kids.