7.22.2004

ipods to freshmen -- reports of evil laughter, hand-wringing from steve jobs' mansion

on second thought, this deserves its very own post:

Duke buys entire freshmen class iPods Duke University is buying iPods for its entire incoming freshman class.
"Whoa!" said rising Duke freshman Mollie Tucker of Raleigh when she learned she'd pocket an iPod. "It sounds like a good idea. It sounds really cool." When she arrives Aug. 19, her iPod will be loaded with all kinds of useful information, including orientation schedules, calendars, campus tours, even the Duke fight song.
"Students also can use them for course content, such as recorded lectures, music, language lessons and audio books. Throughout the year, they will be able to download information through a Duke Web site modeled after Apple's iTunes site..."
 

Maybe UAH will ante-up with a beer coozy to cushion the 9.5% tuition hike this fall.


7.21.2004

bring the mosh

last night's less than jake concert was incredible.  i didn't even realize how much i was in need of a good punkrawkish concert. laying in bed last night after the show, i felt like ed norton's character in fight club after finding the healing nature of peer groups:

"I felt more alive than I'd ever felt. I wasn't host to cancer or blood parasites; I was the little warm center that the life of the world crowded around.

And I slept. Babies don't sleep this well."

jason and ryan were great concert-going partners, and i believe we officially won birmingham for the pirates of kanadar. the only down-side to the whole night was getting an elbow to the back of the skull (on purpose) by some dipshit in the pit, which caused me to go on a good 5 minute garbage-can hugging vomit-fest. recovery was quick, though, and i was able to cap the night by crowd surfing onto the stage and dancing with the band (thanks for the push, ryan).

my ears are still ring ring ringing, and i feel fine. once again, my feelings about the pure awesomeness of live music have been affirmed.

Man it's really strange
this city never stays the same
"I've gotta keep on moving
I've gotta keep on going"
but maybe to keep itself sane
"I've got to keep on going
so I don't have the feeling"
I'm on my way
out of this place that has me turning numb
I'm on my way
all the feeling in this place
it has me up and gone

One hand on the wheel
the other out the window
with a smile on my face
my middle finger up
one hand on the wheel
the other out the window
(with a) smile on my face
I'm always fuckin' up
one hand on the wheel
the other out the window
(with a) smile on my face
my middle finger up, 2-3-4

7.13.2004

beer.

below, i shall present the reason that jason and i will shortly become better than all of you:


(click image for bigger, clearer, even more envy-inducing picture)

the land-pirate pad will rock this christmas like it was halloween.

7.12.2004

upcoming shows

· Less Than Jake    Tue 07/20/04 Birmingham, AL Zydeco
· 311 & The Roots   Sat 07/31/04 Atlanta, GA HiFi Buys Amphitheatre
· Sonic Youth         Sat 08/21/04 Atlanta, GA Earthlink Live
· David Byrne         Fri 09/17/04 Nashville, TN Ryman Auditorium

So... next Tuesday night, every single one of you guys are going to see Less Than Jake with me. I swear, I won't take no for an answer. They are incredible live.

7.11.2004

the never-ending math equation

In my mind, going out (at least in HSV) does generally suck when compared to seemingly mundane activities such as sitting around an apartment with a group of friends and playing video games, cards, board games, watching movies, talking, etc. My main reason for going out with you guys is because I genuinely enjoy hanging out with you all. I like spending my free-time from work and school with you guys. I'm very happy to have found a group of guys who share a lot of the same intrests as I do, who make me laugh and sometimes laugh at my bad jokes and eccentric actions, who I regard as intelligent, kind-hearted, interesting, caring, and fun people. So, when you guys want to go out, I want to go out too -- so that we can all hang out together. I'm sure you all feel pretty much the same way. The thing is, though... there seems to often be a feeling of distaste for going out among members of HPP... yet we still continue to do it. Like I said, the main reason that I have for going out (hanging out with you guys) could be just as easilly fulfilled by hanging out at someone's apartment. Although, there are also times when going out is lots of fun. I found myself wondering what (besides hanging out together) are our reasons for going out to clubs and bars. I can't, of course, speak for anyone other than myself -- So, I have to analyze this question from just my point of view and just make guesses as to how this could apply to anyone else.

When you break it down, the motives for going out on the town (as opposed to just hanging out) include the following:
a) looking for women
b) getting drunk
c) listening to good music

theoretically, if a woman is found, drunkeness is achieved, and good music is heard -- it should be a perfect night, eh?

a + b + c = a good time

(of course, for high values of b, 1/2c should do just fine, and a can even be omitted.)

Here's the problem with that (for me at least):

a) I'm not looking for a one-night stand, and I don't think any of you guys are either. It's not really that easy to have a good conversation at a loud bar, and almost impossible at a dance club. Even if you do get 'play' while you're out (dancing or at a bar) it's impossible to completely ignore the fact that the entire interaction is superficial. You most likely haven't had any kind of conversation with this person, and probably won't. You've succeeded in filling variable 'a' of the above equation, but something is still missing. Uncle R summed this up pretty much perfectly last night when he leaned over to me at Sammy T's and said "There are a whole lot of hot girls here, but they seem to be missing something... like a soul."

Let's try to fix the problem with variable 'a' in the equation. (This is just for the single HPP members, I'll get to my take on you attached guys later):

I don't want just any girl. I don't want just any HOT girl. I don't want just any INCREDIBLY GORGEOUS girl. You want good, rewarding companionship, just like every other human being roaming this planet. I must realize that due to society's constructs, soon many of my friends will start doing the holy matrimony hustle and will ultimately have a family of their own. Therefore, I realized that the companionship that I recieve (and value very much) from my friends will not always be sufficient. Please don't get me wrong, I am not in any way belittling the value of friendship... it's everything to me. I'm just recognizing that platonic friends are not life-long partners -- they're not going to provide that lifetime of day in, day out, companionship. They're not going to be waiting for me at my house when I get home every day. I also realize that it seems the best way to achieve a lifetime of this rewarding companionship that I (and everyone else admittingly or not) is searching for seems to be marriage. Right? Given this and being that i am a heterosexual male, like all of us, I'm hoping to some day meet a female that will be able to provide this lifetime of rewarding companionship to me and I likewise to her. Now, the number of variables required for this interaction between two people to be benefitial (rewarding) for both people would be impossible to figure out. This is love; this is why love can be so confusing. This is what I'm looking for find in a girl, and I'm honestly not too interested in anything else. Now, it is confusing... it's almost impossible to actively SEARCH successfully for someone that meshes this well with you. This is why you hear so often that "you'll meet the girl of your dreams when you're not even looking for her" or some variation thereof. The hunt for love more often than not proves to be disappointing, frustrating, and depressing. And although I couldn't possibly write a formula for love, I can say that I don't believe going to a bar or club increases the probability of achieving it any more than going to the laundromat or stubbing your toe on the steps to your apartment. That's why when we go out, I'm not really looking to meet a girl -- and any interaction that does occur just seems worthless. That's not to say that this aspect of going out makes going out less enjoyable to me; It is to say that it is not necessary to me. What I'm proposing is that this aspect of the equation can (and should) be thrown completely out. It's no longer on my list of motives for going out. It can be fun, but its not as fun as say... ultimate. :) Going out with the intentions/hopes of meeting a girl can't do much more than lead to disappointment. If it happens to happen, cool!

As for you guys that do have girlfriends, variable 'a' probably SHOULDN'T apply to you, but I can see how it still could somewhat without being immoral. Casual flirting, especially when reciprocated, is fun -- and can be 'harmless' fun if you honestly see it as just that. This is not deniable... IT'S FUN! However, from my own past experience, I have noticed that casual flirting while attached doesn't, of course, lose that feeling of superficiality that makes me deem it an unfit motive for going out, but it does add a little bit of guilt to it after-the-fact, and the worthlessness of the whole activity is quadroopledoubled. In other words, I'm sure it wasn't really a motive in the first place for you attached guys, but if it was (in that harmless way,of course), I can see how this could possibly be a reason for that overall disatisfied feeling at the end of a night on the town that you guys (some vocally) seem to be experiencing. So again, 'a', in my mind, is a bad motive.


So, what I have left for my reasons for going out are :
b) getting drunk
c) listening to good music

Lets look at variable 'b' :

b) When analyzed by itself, apart from any other varibles, variable 'b' would only be a motive for complete dumbasses. The price of maintaining a good buzz out on the town is incredibly high. It's also a lot harder than doing so in the comfort of your own home. You have to fight through crowds of drunken men and women everytime you need another drink. So, it's much more difficult and much, much, much more expensive to get drunk when going out. I know what you're thinking though -- "You can't analyze that variable by itself, because we go out to get drunk and __________, or get drunk and ____________! Nobody goes out just to get drunk and then go home!" Well, remember though, we're thinking about reasons for going out as opposed to just hanging out... so I would only be able to fill in those blanks with the motives that I already listed. I've already gotten rid as variable 'a' as one of my motives, so what's left to fill in the blank is getting drunk and listening to good music. Now, this is great. I love it. It's fun. It's one of my favorite activities, and therefore, I can see why the rediculous price of getting a good buzz while listening to good, live music can be overlooked and does not reduce 'b' to being nothing but a bad motive like hunting for girls, however....

c) THERE IS HARDLY ANY GOOD MUSIC IN HUNTSVILLE! Encountering music in Huntsville that is good enough to offset the cost of supplying our stress-relieving liquids is, at least to me, very very rare. I would give that Zydeco band we saw at Humphrey's credit for being good enough to offset the cost of alcohol, but the boring, obnoxiously tame atmosphere created by the golden oldies that hang out at Humphrey's brought the mood down to a level that made it... eh, probably not worth the cost. If we lived in Boston... Austin, TX... Chicago.... New York... Seattle... hell, even Nashville or Atlanta, the saturation of good music would be enough for me to justify going out just about every Friday and every Saturday. But we don't. The "big" names that make it around here include not-so-greats as Kid Rock and..... Kid Rock. Sure, Big Spring Jam is fun every year... but it seems to be fun in that "Wow, this really shouldn't be happening here!" sort of way, and even at the Jam, I don't usually have trouble fitting all the bands I want to see into my schedule. In fact, it's usually really really easy, with a few hour-long gaps between shows. Regardless, that's just an annual occurance. I don't know of any local bands playing the circuit regularly that I'm scampering to go see. You might argue that the music shouldn't be measured by whether or not it's entertaining enough to offset the cost of alcohol. Ok, fair enough... I'm not an alcoholic (really!), and I can have a good time without drinking. In that case the only cost I would be out is the cover (if there is one), and I'm not even going to factor that in. Still, you have to be realistic -- If these bands aren't even impressive when you're inebriated..... case closed.


Conclusion :

It would seem as though I'm trying to say that we should NEVER go out. That's not really what I'm trying to say, because I realize that sometimes just it's nice to get out and have a few drinks with friends in a different environment than someone's apartment. Likewise, sometimes you just want to get out in public and just "act a fool" -- drinking up and acting stupid with your friends in public. I'm a big fan of public foolishness.


What I am proposing is that maybe we should be going less, when we have better reasons to. Some of us seem to feel compelled to go out for some reason... like as if we're missing out on something if we don't. Well, you know what we're missing... and you KNOW it's really not much. That's not going to change. To me, it would seem to make more sense if when we go out, we have an agenda --- i.e. a show that we all know that we want to see... Not just going downtown and wandering through all the different bars. Again, not because I don't have fun doing that with you guys, but because I know that I could have just as much fun just hanging out. If AC/DC is playing the Tavern-- we're so there. If DJ Dara and DJ Icey are spinning together at Vinyl -- we're so there. If we've been playing Risk and Playstation 2 for 3 weeks and are all sick of it -- let's get out for a change. It's Vigneshs' birthday and we want to embarass him by getting him obnoxiously drunk in public -- let's do it. If one of us has just heard that some local band is really good -- hell, i'll take a chance on it. But if you're not having fun going out and find your self repeatedly disatisfied with going out, then why are you? Noone should be going out just for the sake of going out.

Oh, and if we do go out just for the sake of going out.... (and if you agree with most of what I said above) then we don't have to worry about impressing the womens anymore, and are free to have more fun with it.

We must wear the kilts! We must have 80's night! We must have elaborate floor-clearing dance-offs! We must be FUNKYTRON. All of these are reasons in and of themselves for going out. Huntsville's social nightlife does leave a lot to be desired. You'd be hard-pressed to find anyone who lives here to disagree with you on that point. Still, it is what you make it... and if we're going to participate in it, we're going to have to just work that much harder to make it more interesting and worthwhile.

7.09.2004

absolutely incredible.

you MUST download this (right click, save target as).

-> linky linky!!

it *is* work-safe.

angry post #1

*ahem*

work sucks. i'm a hacker. be /-\|=3/-\R3|)

7.08.2004

whiny post #1

life seems to be a lot more hectic lately, and i can only attribute this to my new promotion. hopefully, after a few months of struggle, things will become easier and it will all be worth it. right now, one of my colleagues is in germany for 2 weeks and I have also been left with his tasks. talk about stressed out.

i'm doing really well on smoking. you guys should be proud of me. i haven't completely beat it yet... but i'm giving it a damn good shot. i went 3 days without smoking a single cigarette, but the physical withdrawal didn't end after 3 days and I had to go back to school/work. on tuesday I had one, yesterday i had three, and today i've had two cigarettes. that's down from about 25 cigarettes a day, without any chemical assistance. i know that i'm going to have to stop having those here and there if i ever want to beat it, but my situation at work and school at the moment doesn't really create the best environment for completely kicking an addiction. i'll beat it, though.

most of my readers are older than me, so maybe you can help me out here... when you were in school, did you ever feel like you were always putting life off? i always feel like I'm making excuses like... "i'll be able to be more happy after school" or "i'll be able to have a girlfriend after school" or "i'll be able to figure out what i want to do with my life after school"... this just seems a bit backwards. i feel like i should be figuring out exactly what i want to do with my life and THEN going to school in the way that will best support my goals, not the other way around. it seems like with all the deadlines (work & school) and time in class and time at work and time studying that i don't ever really have time to consider figuring these things out. whenever i do have free time, i'm usually so tired that i just want to sit in a catatonic state. i don't ALWAYS feel this way, but i have noticed a pattern of frequently returning to these thoughts over the last few years.

sorry for all the whining... i'm not depressed or anything, just thinking.

7.02.2004

happy 3-day weekend friday!



somebody call me when they want to go see the movie.

also, i think that we should go and see the phunk junkeez at sammy t's on saturday... but that's just me.

7.01.2004

mother nature foiled again.



Those meddling Japanese have genetically engineered BLUE ROSES. (click the image for the newspaper article) I know this might sound gay, but... i wouldn't mind having a dozen myself. There's something really cool about humans creating something that would have never existed without us... and will now continue to exist. Maybe I'm just feelin' all thensitive because I watched K-PAX last night, which was really good, btw.


i need someone to go and see Farenheight 9/11 on Friday with me.